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December 03, 2013

IMLDSRU? Simply Mormon Humor

This is Brilliant bit of  LDS humor was put together by Mandy at Dash it all.  


When a speaker doesn't feel the need to tell you every emotion they went through when the bishop called them to speak and just get's right into their talk:


Finding out today's sacrament meeting is the primary program:



Sitting back in the congregation after you nailed a musical number:
Expectation:
Reality:


When you run into a sunbeam you used to teach all grown up:



When a general authority visits your ward:



When you get out of class late and all the treats are gone from the munch and mingle:



When you make it in time to take the sacrament because there was a baby blessing:



When somebody knocks on your door while you're chillin in your g's:




When someone asks you to confirm you'll be at the church Saturday morning to clean:



When you first read Song of Solomon:



When you walk into the gym after the scouts have played basketball:




That kid in sacrament meeting eating goldfish right in front of you on fast sunday:




When someone "brags" that they've never seen a rated R movie:


When they announced they were lowering the missionary age in conference:





When your friend comes back down from bearing their testimony:

When your companion tells you on the last day of the month he wants to go home teaching:


When they send around the sign up sheet for the cannery:


#nurseryteacherproblems:


When someone corrects your pronunciation of a biblical name in Sunday School:



When they announce another new Utah temple in conference:



When your leader finally loses his patience with you:


Trying to make a baby laugh during sacrament meeting:





When you go visiting teaching without your companion:




Single mormons in their 20's:

Single mormons in their 30's:


When you hold someone's baby during sacrament meeting:



Finding out the sunday school lesson is on family history:



What the world thinks our stance is on everything:



Primary activity day:


Life of a missionary:


Meanwhile, at the singles ward:



What you wish with all your might mind and strength would happen when someone starts to scratch their sibling's back in church:


At the ward talent show:
Expectation:
Reality:



When someone preaches false doctrine in their testimony when you've brought an investigator:




When you find out "a light dinner will be served":



Newly graduated girls in the single's ward:


When somebody won't take their crying kid out of sacrament meeting:


Holla at me bishop's:




Being called to be the relief society president in your 20's:



When you try to act like you heard a question in sunday school:

Women wear parachute pants to church day:
When someone's family member visiting your ward gets up to bear their testimony:





It made me giggle so I decided to entertain myself and do more!
Enjoy!



When you break your fast:



When you try to read Isaiah:



When your visiting teachers decide to "stop by" and your house isn't clean:


When I try to cry during testimony meeting because everyone else is:



When your friend won't stop talking to you in Sunday School:



When your bishop calls you to be a sunbeam teacher:



When you're about to take the sacrament on fast Sunday:



When someone calls you at the end of the month to see if you did your visiting teaching:



When the teacher hands out treats before the lesson:


When your Relief Society president tries to bond with you:



When you get to sacrament meeting late and are trying to find your family:



When somebody starts in on their third pioneer story in their testimony:



When somebody brings up politics in Sunday School:



When you visit a ward in Utah:



When somebody tries to tell you that 'day of rest' doesn't mean napping:


When someone cute moves into your ward:



What your bishop looks like when he can't stay awake during sacrament meeting:



When you walk out of your room and realize your home teachers are there:



When somebody doesn't ramble on and on when they bear their testimony:



When someone says they like 8am church:



When someone calls you to ask why you're not at Sunday morning meetings:



When the person who bears their testimony every month starts walking up to the pulpit:



At girls camp:



When your visiting teaching companion finally finds out who you are:



Trying to pay attention in the third hour of church:


When you go back to visit your family's ward and everyone asks if your dating someone:



When you found out Christ wasn't born in December:



When your bishop finally finds out you can play the piano:


When another sunday school class get's treats but yours doesn't:



When nobody get's your Arrested Development reference in Sunday School:



When you walk into a different ward and everyone thinks you're an investigator:



When your YM & YW leaders try to act cool at a stake dance:


When you get all dressed up and go to a fireside and then find out there won't be treats:



Coming home after 8am church:



When you see your returning missionary walking out of the terminal:



At a stake dance:
Expectation:



Reality:



When you're the chorister during sacrament meeting and your friends try to make you laugh:


When someone you've seen sneeze on their hands earlier comes up to shake yours:



When you and your spouse make it through all three hours of church:



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2 comments:

  1. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  2. Fantastic! Loved the AD references. Here's one I would like to add to your list;
    When someone sneaks to the podium to bare their testimony when we have already gone past the allotted time. http://goo.gl/jSJFfU

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