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1. I have been super excited about being chosen to be a Shaklee 180 blogger - blogging about my weightless experience over the next 180 days. (starting March 1st -more on that later)
2. Last night I watched the first episode of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites.
Somehow, these two events were stuck in my brain - causing me to dream I was competing in:
Survivor - Shaklee180. And all the other contestants I was playing against were ME. Different versions of myself. "Overly-happy-June" was cheering her team on while "overweight-and-hungry-June" knew her eating habits were going to make a drastic change and was just coming to terms with her new diet. There was "do-whatever-it-takes-to-win-June", who was mentally forming a plan to guarantee her a winning result & then there was "Friendly & supportive June" - she was forming alliances with the other cool girls. It was like "The biggest Loser" had been moved to a deserted island.
I dont remember much else except the very end of my dream. I was at tribal counsel - each version of myself voting out the June that was the weakest link. Jeff Probst tallied the votes. It was "Lazy June" who got the most votes. She stood up and carried her torch over to Jeff Probst who put out Lazy June's flame saying, "The tribe has spoken. You're still chubby". Jeff is so rude...
Look at that smirk on his face!
I was so shocked and offended, I woke up.
When I think about it, dieting has always been a fight against myself. I really am the star of my own reality show. This time, I want healthy June to win instead of being bullied by Unmotivated June or Discouraged June.
Today, I am Motivated June and my plan is to stay that way. No one - not even myself - is going to put out my flame. Don't even try to mess with Motivated June, or "Bad-Ass-June" will make an appearance. And it wont be pretty. She's a no nonsense sort of a gal.
When it's all said and done, I'm secretly hoping Sexy June will make an impressive comeback. But we'll have to wait and see.
...to be continued


So funny! Pregnant with cookie Monster? Oy!
ReplyDeleteI.love.this. Big time. You're a genius! I hope Motivated June and Motivated Jen can form an alliance! ;)
ReplyDeleteLet's stick with Motivated June! We got this girl!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post!
ReplyDeletelove it
ReplyDeleteYeah!! My alliance members!
ReplyDeleteI love it! As long as I don't dream of Jeff I'm good. And I would never vote you off the island.
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