Who was the first person to come across a moldy piece of cheese and think to themselves, "That looks awesome! I've just got to taste it!" And what about that guys wife? When he came home and showed her the Blue Cheese, what caused her to think,"I totally have to crumble that on lettuce!" Why would someone name this white cheese with dots of mold - Blue Cheese? I'll tell you why! Because they were thinking the confusing name would distract everyone from the fact that they are Mold Eaters.
What about the guy that discovered a ton of old, stinky, rotten potatoes and thought, "I am dying to drink something made of these yummy potatoes"? Behold, the birth of Vodka.
Just yesterday I found an answer to my thoughts on the Mustache craze. Who the first person was to suggest holding up a plastic mustache while being photographed? I don't know When or How it caught on, but I think I have figured out WHY everyone is doing it. Someplace in this world there were a group of women who saw a picture like this:
and they all cheered excitedly and thought, "those are some seriously attractive, Sombrero wearing Hotties! Justin Timberlake must have been talking about them when he sang.....I'm bringing Sexy back, YEAH!"
Women with facial hair? OH yeah baby...it's the new big thing. Next years trend? Eyebrows.