The DODGEY Grey Haired Man

If I had to pick the highlight of my day I would have to go with "the incident with the grey haired man". We were having lunch with two of our boys when I noticed a grey haired man staring at me. For a good five minutes or so, every single time I looked at him he was looking right at me! Because he was standing in the bar area, I could only see from his chin up. He was starting to be just plain rude! So I leaned over and whispered in Jordan's ear...."Don't be obvious or make any sudden movements but, slowly look to your right. There is a creeper staring at us."

And so he looked...and the man started staring at him as well! The same thing happened. For another five minutes or so, every time Jordan glanced his way, "Mr. Grey" rudely stared him down too!

Just as Jordan was explaining to Brian and Jared, telling them about the creepy guy I wondered who this man came here with because surely who ever was waiting for him back at his table must be worried at how long he had been away. I decided to get a better look, so I stood up. I bravely met his glaring eyes....daring him to not look away!!

This is when I noticed that this guy looked familiar....About 5 seconds after that I realized my creepy stalker - The very rude Mr. Grey.........was a card board cut out of......this guy:

Yep, the beer guy from the commercials.  

Now imagine his face peering over a low wall at you.......

I started to laugh.  I sat back down and was about to announce my mistake when I heard Jared say, "Oh man!  He is staring at me too! That IS freaky!"  I started to laugh harder.  I tried to stop laughing long enough to explain but the look on Jared's face.....OH MY Goodness!!!!  He was creeped out BIGTIME....his face!!  All I managed to say was; "Jordan, I dare you to walk over to where Mr. Grey is - just walk by him and come right back."

Jordan accepted the dare but only made it a third of the way over, came back to our table and now, we both were laughing.  Brian had figured it out by this time but Jared was  flabbergasted that Jordan would go over to him!

We all sat there for a good while listening to a very concerned Jared.  And because he was sooooo freaked out by this guy we didn't tell him the truth for at least another 5 minutes.  By far, the most entertaining part of my day.

If I had to pick the highlight of my day I would have to go with "the incident with the grey haired man". We were having lunch with two of our boys when I noticed a grey haired man staring at me. For a good five minutes or so, every single time I looked at him he was looking right at me! Because he was standing in the bar area, I could only see from his chin up. He was starting to be just plain rude! So I leaned over and whispered in Jordan's ear...."Don't be obvious or make any sudden movements but, slowly look to your right. There is a creeper staring at us."

And so he looked...and the man started staring at him as well! The same thing happened. For another five minutes or so, every time Jordan glanced his way, "Mr. Grey" rudely stared him down too!

Just as Jordan was explaining to Brian and Jared, telling them about the creepy guy I wondered who this man came here with because surely who ever was waiting for him back at his table must be worried at how long he had been away. I decided to get a better look, so I stood up. I bravely met his glaring eyes....daring him to not look away!!

This is when I noticed that this guy looked familiar....About 5 seconds after that I realized my creepy stalker - The very rude Mr. Grey.........was a card board cut out of......this guy:

Yep, the beer guy from the commercials.  

Now imagine his face peering over a low wall at you.......

I started to laugh.  I sat back down and was about to announce my mistake when I heard Jared say, "Oh man!  He is staring at me too! That IS freaky!"  I started to laugh harder.  I tried to stop laughing long enough to explain but the look on Jared's face.....OH MY Goodness!!!!  He was creeped out BIGTIME....his face!!  All I managed to say was; "Jordan, I dare you to walk over to where Mr. Grey is - just walk by him and come right back."

Jordan accepted the dare but only made it a third of the way over, came back to our table and now, we both were laughing.  Brian had figured it out by this time but Jared was  flabbergasted that Jordan would go over to him!

We all sat there for a good while listening to a very concerned Jared.  And because he was sooooo freaked out by this guy we didn't tell him the truth for at least another 5 minutes.  By far, the most entertaining part of my day.