I kept hearing "MOM! I'm going to be late!" and "There is no change in your purse!!" Ugh, no one listens to me. When the guy at the window said "That will be $3.63", I was going to tell him to hang on a minute....... but I was still talking to my children when I turned around. I looked him in the eye and in a frustrated voice and very matter-of-factly said "The change is in my bottom!!" Allow maybe 2 seconds of dead silence followed by me bursting into laughter, daughter saying "Oh, my gosh...." and my son laughing in the back saying "That was so dodgy".
Yep, typical day.