June 30, 2011

How was my day?

Here's an idea of how my day was today.
  1. Didn’t sleep all night
  2. Got dressed feeling a bit sick and extremely sleepy
  3. Drove a cell phone back to my cute niece
  4. Got a call from my sister.
  5. Found out some family members were wanting to stay at my sister’s house from tomorrow night until next week , but they don’t want to have to share a bathroom with anyone while they are there.
  6. Had to admit we share bathrooms at our house.
  7. Ended phone call
  8. Was sad I don’t have a guest house
  9. Was just kidding about being sad
  10. Drove to Eagle Mountain and started feeling sick again.
  11. Cell phone rings again.
  12. Had a conference call with siblings about the off chance we were all adopted.
  13. Was swerving a bit trying to decide on where to pull over and throw up.
  14. Was pulled over by the police
  15. Got a ticket
  16. Thought about throwing up on the mean police man
  17. Picked up my sister
  18. Got a coke to try and calm my nausea
  19. Laughed with my cute sis
  20. Drove sister to Salt Lake City without throwing up
  21. Arrived at the Airport
  22. Left sister in car, ran into airport ladies room and threw up
  23. Dropped of my sisterDrove about half way home and threw up on a orange cone on the side of the road
  24. Decided to try and eat something
  25. Great Taste Endures: The Story of Arby's RestaurantsDrove to Arby's
  26. Never made it into Arby's
  27. Threw up in parking lot
  28. Almost made it home in tact but about 10 minutes from home I threw up all over myself and the car
  29. Felt to crappy to care
  30. Called sister to moan about my day for the last few miles
  31. Pulled in my garage and felt relieved to be home
  32. My son met me at the door and helped me up stairs
  33. My other son asked me to please spray the air freshener in the car before I lay down since he needs to use the car later.
  34. I threatened to hug him in my vomit covered outfit
  35. Got a shower
  36. Got in bed
  37. woke up long enough to eat a eat half piece of toast
  38. I'm still starving but nothing sounds good
  39. craving ice water
  40. Still feel like death on a stick
And how was your day?

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